During the biggest floral holiday the silent psychologists known as Florists will be biting their tongues and holding back while writing the personal messages that will accompany the gorgeous designs.  We asked fun florists worldwide to help us collect some of the funniest cards they had to write out.  The responses were hilarious, crude and honestly not suitable for a company blog (although the whole office had a blast reading them, we are all adults).

After much deliberation & counting the always scientific “likes” of facebook, we decided to share the ones that seem PG-13.

We hope you enjoy & have a successful holiday season!

“Darling Girl, she’s just a friend. Believe me, if I was going to cheat on you, I wouldn’t take her to a Harry Potter movie.”

Delivered one dozen roses with a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day a couple years back. The sender wanted the card to read: “They say it takes one hour of sex to burn off two pieces of chocolate. Eat the whole box, I’ve got plans!”

“Come near my husband again and I will be sending you funeral flowers”

On a sympathy card. “Sorry you won’t be at Christmas.”

“Happy Mothers day, With lots of love from your favorite, not the mistake!”

“Drop your drawers and the flowers are yours.”

“Happy 30th anniversary! Thanks for the best 26 years of my life!”

 

“No card needed, I’m sending these anniversary flowers to myself as I know my husband won’t!”

“Sorry I threw up. XXX”

“I’m sorry it is your fault.”

 

Thank you to all the florist who participated, we would love to give you all credit but we understand your client/ florist confidentially agreement.